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Foolproof - Fast, Simple yet VERY Often Overlooked Strategies About to Dramatically Change Your Life and Profitability Forever Revealed...

“How to Transform Your Havoced - Stranded in The Ditch Project - And Turn It Into A Killer MoneyMaking Profit Machine FAST!”

So... What is FAST you say?...

What About FAST as in 90 days or Less!?

Depending on size and structure of your project - you'll have your RESULTS in 90 days
BUT most probably less!





From the desk of:
Arne Yri
Tuesday, 11:12 AM.

Dear Friend,

I have absolutely no idea how you found your way to this website...

You've maybe heard, saw or was told about it in some link on the web... Maybe your friend directed you here... Or you may even have found it by pure dumb luck... I don't know...

Anyways, you found your way here, and you have before you what is without question the most powerful and valuable information on the internet!

And here is why: Some years ago - actually - more than a couple decades ago I started on a quest - my own inner quest for finding meaning to life...

This exciting journey drove me - seemingly at first - far away from everything that I ever thought I held dear to my heart... In fact, it led me to break off my career - and go looking deeper within my own soul... than I'd ever thought possible... (yet... still there's a long way to go...)

This was about the toughest period of my life - leading down a painful path of dis-illusionment... And the EVER nagging question "What's the meaning of life?"

Now... I must admit - that I NEVER did find the reason behind that question - A QUESTION by the way - If you have any Widsom within your soul - You - yourself must have asked yourself a ga-zillion times... or more... However, the fool can ask ten times what any wise could ever hope to answer;-)

Probably - you didn't find your answers to that one question yet either...

For years - I was drifting... Drifting on the sea of disappointment and discouragement for all the answers I did NOT find... I was looking high... I was looking low... I was looking north... south... east... and west... AND finally up... and down... and above as well as below...

It all seemed stupid - AND I still had NO idea why and what was the reason for existence... It all - but seemed like a big joke to me...

Years went by... And, whenever I could create the time and place for it - I would gradually - little by little - turn more and more to look for the answers within my own heart...

Then... I studied... I read most EVERY relevant book on self improvement and self development that I could get my hands on... I had always had an uncanny ability to look somewhat into peoples minds - into... And BEYOND their exteriors - deeper into what they were all about...

BUT - that was not something "that existed" at the time... So... I learned to put a lid on it and let it go...

BUT... It was ONLY a matter of time - before these old ghosts would come back and haunt me... And - as things are - as life behaves towards all kind of "forgettance" and "neglect" of oneself and ones problems... So came my turn...

It all started with a simple book - that my father gave me - as also he - at the time was looking for a way out...

And that book... should set forth a current inside - so strong - that my life would NEVER - EVER be the same again...

The scariest part of my life EVER - was about to begin... The dawn of a new era was thundering somewhere out there in the horizon... where I could not see...

For the first time in my life - I became a student... A TRUE student... Of LIFE... Of myself...

WHOA!... Now... Holdit there... What in the world has this got to do with Money GENERATING KILLER PROJECTS and MILLIONS IN PROFITS? Patience my friend!

Patience... Because you see... It has EVERYTHING to do with EVERYTHING you EVER would want to do - or desire in your tiny little life!

The reason you say?!

Because, If you truly want to master money... Your project... Your untold millions... - AND even your kids - your spouse - and be Boss - Master of other people...

..What good will that do you - unless you know a little bit about yourself... first...?

Besides... This is probably the first time we ever meet... - AND - I know that this might be a bit scary, and that this is not usually how direct and open - ESPECIALLY in business - people use to be against each other... I know that!

BUT, you see... I have wasted SO MANY years of my life on what I consider STUPID covert small, and IDLE talk... AND - FRANKLY - even though I definitively will NOT tell every personall thing to just anybody - THIS stuff is SO ESSENTIAL - that I believe you ought to know...

At best: If this do not suit you - and you decide to leave... THE BETTER for us BOTH!

We probably would have no business doing business with each others anyways...

HOWEVER:

If you still stick - and have stomach enough - to stomach this material - I SALUTE you!

There must be something special about you.. As I find MOST people are nothing but emptied - scared shitless NO NOTHING - Idle talkers... AND... I've had my share of that!

You see...

While I definitively enjoy talking - NO - Rather: COMMUNICATING with people - on a deeper level - than just how nice the weather... how the neighbor got a new car... new curtains... a new pool... etc... etc... and etc... (what else have you...?) I'd rather talk direct - and hopefully on a more personal - familiar level...

OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!

Sure! I know that is not always possible - and even NOT always in its place - or time... BUT STILL - I chose to maintain a little control on who I'll be doing business with - as I must admit I'm easily bored with people - especially when there's nothing else but weather... football... gals... or brag about last vacation... hot babes and make-up to talk about...

I can endure that - ONLY when there is a GOOD reward for it - OR - like when doing project work... When I have a TASK that I LOVE to SOLVE AND IMPROVE ON!

Last project I took on by the way - was for a company that I WOULD NEVER HAVE TAKEN ON - if it was NOT for this PARTICULAR consultant...

This consultant kind of "tricked" me into taking the assignment...

You see... THIS GUY REALLY had something in between his ears - and as we were communicating - we hit some nerve with each other and I got fascinated by what he was telling me... Also, despite the fact he had a degree, he didn't let that blind him... or lead him astray as so many of his fellow men... Truly amazing... Truly is...

BUT - UNFORTUNATELY - THIS GUY WAS NOT the TRUE, or "real" REPRESENTATIVE FOR THIS FIRM... (Now, stick with me for a second as I clear this out...)

And me... Fool on me... I mistook him for the BOSS - which he was not... He (the b.o.s.s.) was sitting next to us... smiling like a jerk... dumb as an oyster...

Anyways... I took on the assignment... And... I was on my way to the CRAZIEST - MOST LUNATIC venture I EVER have had in my life...

NOW... While talking to my father... "The Sorcerer" about it - some years back...

Painful and cruel as it is, I more and more came to the bitter realization that "I 'FLUNKED!' 'this' test... This test of life...

NO! Please get me wrong if you must.. BUT

I SAVED - MADE AND CREATED THIS braindead joke of a corporation MORE MONEY than they PROBABLY will ever be able to appreciate! So... That's not the issue here...

In that department - I "graduated" with flying colors... BUT - I flunked with the VP of this company...

The BIGGEST S.O.B. I ever yet have to see the equal to... AND I tell you... This house was full of them... Heaps of SCARED shitless people - Dysfunctional - Hostile and SADLY...

So damned in-competent you could cry!

NO!

Biggest problem was NOT that they apparantly did NOT know their job... THE DANGEROUS PART WAS - THAT THEY WERE PRETENDING TO KNOW - WHAT THEY KNEW NOT!

Which of course gave me a "flying start in the firm"

My 3 first weeks there were more or less TOTALLY wasted!

The person who were to assist me - never seen a more touchy person - so scared - so hysteric - so jealous - so avengeful... Anyways... She fed me with pura basura (B.S.) COMPLETELY for the first 3 weeks... THEN she called in sick - and was practically out of the project... As in... FOR GOOD... (..and thank you very much for that...)

Well... She came by once or twice later - (some month and a half later) and I suddenly felt this CHILL down my spine...

Without me knowing - she had come back... I just knew... I FELT IT! It was like the backyard of hell...

AND DAMNED WAS I SCARED AT THIS PLACE.... Because - you see - the most dangerous place to be in this world... this UNIVERSE - is around SCARED SHITLESS people... When scared enough - there are ALMOST NO LIMITS to what can happen!

Anyways - she was back... Now approaching my desk... (She was the former project manager in this department - And - I was by definition (?) about to help her...

She was totally grey and colorless in her face... And... Somehow... At the SAME time - SHE WAS BOILING RED! (Before she "got sick" and left - I had asked her some simple questions... AND - because EVERYTHING she had been working on was based on ILLUSIONS and wrong assumptions - SHE HIT THE ROOF IN A TERRIBLE TEMPER - because I asked if this really was how to do "it"... BECAUSE - I could not get it to fit in - AND I need solutions and ANSWERS based on TRUTH if I shall have any hope of doing my Project Magic!)

However... This woman forced a smile - and then "politely" asked if "so and so" - and that she saw I had re-organized MOST everything she had done so far....

"Yes" I replied... "I have done this.. and that... and this and there..." - In short - now it started to make sense - and things were starting to work... (OH NO! FALTA MUCHO (way to go still) YET.. BUT things were starting to make sense...

There were like some series of explosions inside of her... And - the third time she came along - she burst into some earthquakes - Then... I don't remember what I said, but I truly was flabbergasted and nearly in shock...

Then... She left... And was more or less gone for about 2-3 more weeks... And when she returned - as some comfort - she was put on some other task - designing some new systems... (Oh my god... at a later occasion - she made me so much hell - some technicality - BECAUSE I was NOT attracted by her - and DID NOT desire to go to bed with her - WHAT - SO - EVER! )

Nuff said:

Then - short trip back to the VP I told you about... If our girlfriend here was bad... WELL...

Then this guy was FATHER OF THE DEVIL...

And - ultimately - I was - due to lack of resources - Caught up i 2 rather meaty projects simultaneously - 3 months - 400 hours overtime (according to ordinary hours) - He ALMOST (and I almost believe just for the pure FUN and the KICK it gave him..) - HE NEXT TO RUINED MY PROJECT in a DELIBERATE - GRAVE attempt of SABOTAGE... - Or... was it plain stupidity...

ANYWAYS:

I FLUNKED!

NO! THE Client had NEVER been more SATISFIED EVER with ANY PROJECT delievered by my company... AND - even though I would have to make more unpopular decisions - than anybody should need to.. This client COULD NOT THANK ME ENOUGH!

We made - and SAVED THEM MILLIONS!

And BETTER YET:

This bank - (yes - it was a bank - and we were designing some software solutions - network solutioins and so on for them) was about to FUSION with another BIG bank.. AND they feared like hell - BEING FORCED to take on this other banks SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS AND SYSTEMS...

In short... This would mean FURTHER LOSSES and investments by the MILLIONS... So, they wanted this solution - so they would have some HEAVY arguments for keeping theirs... And, by the way...

They also needed these UPGRADES from the shitty systems that my company NEVER had finished. They simply needed this - also for being able to secure means of STABLE operations...

To be able to do this - I had to annect 4 - 5 other rests and pieces of NEVER fullfilled projects... I didn't have to - but - I had to...

I could perfectly well said "STOP" - and rightfully blamed it on EVERYTHING NOT IN PLACE... However... I couldn't do that. I simply could NOT! It's simply a question of integrity and genuine love and pride in what I do.

So... In this particular case - I took them on... (and if I hadn't - It would NOT surprise me if things were not finished yet...)

So - finally - this Bank - this client got their systems - They got their training - and...

END OF STORY - THE SOLUTION WAS SO GOOD - THAT EVEN THE MERGING BANK EASILY DECIDED they IMPLEMENT OUR SYSTEMS TOO!

ANYWAYS: Despite this victory - I FLUNKED BIG TIME!

No! NOT in CREATING AND SAVING UNTOLD PROFITS - that would've otherwise been lost...

BUT!

I was not prepared for this FULL FLEDGED PSYCHOPAT in disguise as Vice President of this MAD HOUSE!

I saw it ALL to late - AND when I start - REALLY start and decide to fullfill something - I mean REALLY - AND - LIKE WITH PROJECT MANAGEMENT - administration and PSYCHOLOGY related - I HARDLY WILL ACCEPT TO LET GO!

SO BEWARE! IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE IN PLACE TO HIRE ME - AND I SHOULD ACCEPT...

BEWARE: Because - I probably will NOT STOP until you either shoot me - or I'm DONE!

So! Be careful with what you tell me you want! Because - I'm gonna' give it to you!

And this guy?

Nah!

He didn't want results...

Because - there apparantly was NO bigger kick he could get out of life - than to STALK - HARASS - BELITTLE and TORMENT his people...

HE SIMPLY LOVED IT - and to me it seemed he could never get enough of it!

AND - while I was (unfortunately - I had to! Because - I will not accept mediocrity when there's something I love to do as much as this stuff..) "grilling" his Division Managers and what have you... HE WAS HAVING THE BALL OF HIS LIFE...

UNTIL....

Until it was his turn... WHICH was inevitable...

Ever heard the expression "Butt Plug"?

Well... Bad word or not... That is just a suitable comparision whether you like it or not... AND besides - this guy was now sabotaging my project - SABOTAGING ME from FULFILLING WHAT HE HAD HIRED ME TO DO!

NO PHREAKING WAY WILL I LET THAT HAPPEN! But he tried as best as he could - until I unfortunately again - because I don't fancy it - I prefer NOT to - but - when things are wrong as were here there were NOT many suitable options available...

Well now - after our little talk - and what I told about his behavior both to me and the rest of folk around here - he finally backed off - AND PROVIDED ME WITH WHAT HE HAD SWEARED UNDER OATH TO DELIVER FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS... NEXT though - whenever in meetings - he didn't talk to me either for about 2 months... until... (AHHH.. let's leave it be... for now at least...)

Then.. Finally... I start hearing about ALL these GREAT Ideas - supposedly coming from our friend... ALL but a few - ALL Ideas and structures I had previously presented him with...

Anyways - a good sign - because he was learning and apparantly our little talks had NOT been all in vain after all...(?)

HOWEVER - ME despite my accomplishments - I FLUNKED!

Ideally - I should've been able to take him in a more "jokingly" manner... Being a little more In front of the events...

BECAUSE - I saw it coming... I knew it coming...

Still - it happened - AND I am still not sure I would've handled it differently today... - if ever at all...?

Because - you see... In my perspective of the world - I believe I have a tremendous responsibility - to both the company that hires me - TO CREATE PROFIT THE BEST - MOST DYNAMIC - RATIONAL AND COST EFFECTIVE WAY POSSIBLE - WHILE ALSO TAKING CARE OF THE HUMAN RESOURCES PART BEST AS POSSIBLE!

THUS! That DEFINITIVELY INCLUDES THE WELL BEING OF MY PEOPLE - MY CREW! AND - it also INCLUDES playing ROUGH BALL whenever that is CALLED FOR!

So... I'm truly NOT sure I'd be doing anything differently after all... I don't think I have "Evolved" enough as person to stomach things like this - in a more "jokingly" - "Jiu Jitsu" matter of manner yet... I truly think not...

AND - when you manage to get me m.a.d - I DO GET FURIOUSLY MAD... But - when it comes to this - YOU TRULY DESERVE IT! Then like they say; - you had it coming your way...

BECAUSE:

When I'm dedicated to something - WHETHER YOUR TASK or other - I am PATIENT like nothing you've seen before... AND - I WILL FIND WAYS - WHERE THERE ARE NONE!

So... When in place - I may warn you - INFORM YOU - BUT POLITELY... at first...

THEN - after long - If I sense you defy me - just like in pure - evil spite... OR neglience - after untold WARNINGS - I'll EXPLODE and tell you a thing or two... YES - I can have a terrible temper when I first explode.... BUT - by then - you'd be having so many DIRECT - but POLITE warnings - that you're just plaind braindead if you didn't know what happened...

SO! Long talk - long journey! BUT - why did I write all this?

Why did you have to go through all this?

Simply because:

Whether we should happen to be working together in the future or not... Some way or the other... I want you to know UP-FRONT where I AM AT!

I owe you that much! AND - You owe me that much... AND - by this - I WILL HOPEFULLY LOSE MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT IN MY CATEGORY OF DESIRED PARTNERS OR ASSOCIATES!

You see... One thing I have learned...

I do not want this madness once again... NO!

I don't mind tough cases! NOT AT ALL!

I WELCOME THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

BUT! I WILL NOT TAKE DELIBERATE - EVIL - SPITEFUL BEATING LIKE THAT AGAIN! You see, I do deliver, and so I DID more than my share THIS time too, and in my sense of pride and courtesy, that should call for more than just some stupid jackass ploys in return. I'd prefer some gratefulness, some honest recognition - some gentle yielding when you deep down SUSPECT - or even know you're wrong - not necessarily much - just a little - and at least more than none whatsoever. Because you know what? No matter how hard-headed arrogant S.O.B. I may seem to you when I know I'm right - you can expect the same humbleness from me, when I'm wrong - or don't know what to do next... (..And that is when I will always turn to those in the know - within my crew to know more... and know how! And... If you read that last statement CAREFULLY - if not - READ AGAIN - THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST VALUABLE - MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE I CAN GIVE TO YOU FOR FREE... Or for a FEE - EVER!)

So - if you are that psychopath - I COULDN'T CARE LESS HOW RICH YOU ARE... HOW MUCH FAME YOU'VE GOT - OR HOW many IMPORTANT AQUAINTANCES YOU HAVE!

I simply don't want nothing to do with you - EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I WOULD BE THE RIGHT MAN TO IRON OUT YOUR PROBLEMS - FILLING YOUR POCKETS WITH EVEN MORE CASH THAN YOU CAN CARRY!

I SIMPLY DON'T CARE - AND I SIMPLY DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!

BUT - I believe - that the likelyhood that you, the reader of this - is this kind of man - or woman... is like ZILCH - ZERO - NONE...

Because: That's why I wrote this - to scare that kind of people - and numbnut - know nothing tirekickers and stalkers away...

So... If you are still with me - after all this

WELCOME!

And - PLEASE! BE MY GUEST!

You will find many nuggets of gold -- and many tips on how to TRANSFORM your projects - your organisation and your way of doing things into POWERFUL MONEYMAKING - structured PROFIT as well as PLEASURE MAGNETS! -And, as time moves along, there will be more to find around these grounds...

On that basis - and that basis only - welcome in and be my guest!

You may even consider applying for instant notices of updates and news at this website...

With Best Regards and Hopes of Loads of Luck and Joy,
Sincerely Yours

Arne Yri

“ProjectManager and RescueChief Of Many Havocked Projects
Now Making and Saving Their Owners Untold Profits That
Otherwise Would’ve Been Lost Forever”
http://www.ProjectManagementMadeEasy.com

P.S.
Now, as this website apparently will major in on Project Management and General Management, Psychology and related topics, you will also discover one thing or two on different subjects like marketing, sales and other business related topics and fun too... So, as you're apparantly STILL around here, PLEASE be my VERY WELCOME GUEST!

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